VILLAINS

| HUNC-HANC-HOC Height: 1.90 m Weight: 90 kg Hobby: Being irritated |
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...Some people call him Lemon but they don't get to live very long. He was born in a
Tribe
of Huns (or Avars) in Carpat mountains, 01.01.280 BC. His horoscope sign is Capricorn,
and his Chinese horoscope sign is lemon. He use to be Neboysha's best friend until that
awful hunting incident when he lost his arm in bears stomach due to Nebboysha's
cowardliness and running away. He hates Neboysha ever since (for a good reason), and he
swears that Neboysha's head will hang above his writing table. Hunc is a very powerful
person - he owns two planets Huncadron and HuncaDeMajorca. He gets especially nasty
and dangerous when he is drunk.
Personal Connections:
He is faithful and devoted to his beloved Eiusdem. Hunc hates Neboysha
(and co.) above
all.
His life motto is: 'Neboysha's head will hang above my writing desk!'.
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EIUSDEM Height: 1.71 m Weight: 55 kg Hobby: Doing terrible things to little animals, burning bras |
...Eiusdem Mesner is the brilliant brain of the couple. She is devoted to Hunc, and
loves him
deeply. She was born in Boston, 09.16.1930. Chemistry is her speciality, and she loves to
experiment on poor little animals, and people when possible. She thinks that no war is for
a
good cause if it doesn't last long enough (for at least few hundred years). She is a
feminist
and she had her favorite hobby is setting a good bra on fire. Her horoscope sign is Virgo.
Eiusdem's religious convictions are loosely based on Buddhism.
Personal Connections:
She is completely in love with Hunc, and is devoted to his causes. She hates
Neboysha and
Slawenka.
Her life motto is: 'It is allowed to kill people because they will recycle anyway.'
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